isthatwhatyoumint:

i’m a good cat mom

(via sarahbudd)

onabedoflace:

godcolorsintheworld:

ursodum:

“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”

The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.

I absolutely loved her character. 

she offered her a coca cola and then i start bawling. 

(via we-liveincircles)

ohdearhermione:

do you ever feel like your future is slipping away while you’re laughing at stupid puns on tumblr

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

takeme-towonderland:

meggitthemaggot:

piledriverswaltz:

why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes

are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law

probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.

THIS IS ALL I THOUGHT ABOUT TODAY

(Source: bro-tatoes, via h-u-m-o-u-r)

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

(via yourfavouritecharacter-isdead)

do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

(Source: cornerofyourmum, via add1e)

danicashmanica:

andheavenwaits:

#70 years later and still accurate as fuck

For reals.

(Source: edwardnortons, via victim-of-danger-line)

halogenic:

have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?

(via iwastelanterns)